holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(Source: xmidnightfantasy)

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2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

(Source: financialshade)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

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kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

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the-perks-of-being-a-fangirl2:

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

For those of you that don’t know, it’s from the Princess Bride. My parents have forced me to watch it. Twice. I don’t want to give them the satisfaction that I actually enjoyed it.

(Source: gerrymanderer)

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